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You are going to find all kinds of interesting and exclusive offers here over the coming months. Play
Dave at Pool At
a cost of £100 this is real value for money (Dave doesn't
usually get out of bed for less than a grand!).
Email
Mal if
you'd like to play Dave at pool.
Dozens upon dozens
of fans have already downloaded Dave's new CD entitled "In His Own Words"
and the feedback has been fantastic. The CD consists of 14 tracks (over
52 minutes long) of Dave talking about his life with backing music by his son
Beau. You can hear Dave telling you in his own words about his
"accident" and many of the funny (and not so funny) events in his
life. DC describes it as "my first venture into talking books."
Professionally
recorded and produced, the album is available as an exclusive high quality 48 Mb download
from this site only. Yes, you could soon be the proud owner of Dave's unique story "In His Own Words" ... and you will not be
disappointed.
Simply click on the PayPal
button below. The price is just £5.00 with, of course, NO postage and packing
charges. Once we have received confirmation of payment
(usually 24 to 48 hours) we will email you
with full instructions and pass codes to download the entire album in zipped MP3 format.
I have a very exclusive limited edition montage
poster of Dave. There are only 200 numbered autographed copies of
this poster and 100 have already been sold. I'm releasing another 20 of them for sale now. The
poster is black and white on best quality glossy poster paper, measuring
420mm x 297mm. There is no
doubt that this has very quickly become a coveted collectors item. The 20
that are going on sale now are just
£12.50 each (including p&p) and
will be sold on a first-come first-served basis. If you wish to be
one of the few in the country to own one of these collectors posters then
you can either pay using the PayPal button below or email me at mal@davecourtney.com
with the subject "Posters" in the title.
We have a very limited
number of flyers, signed by Dave, for sale. The coloured one on the left is the
flyer from Dave's Big Launch Party and the other is from this year's Joey Pyle
Snr. Testimonial event (signed by Dave either on the front or the back). Both
are destined to become collectors' items. The cost is just £5 each (+ £1
p&p).
REMEMBER: Once
they've gone ... THEY'VE GONE! A
unique opportunity to own the Browning 8mm pistol with
silencer that was used in the film Hell To Pay by Terry Turbo,
aka Terry Stone. As seen in the documentaries on the wall
of Dave's house.
£2,000 ...
also, the Derringer used by Dave himself at the very end
of the film and currently on show at the Crime Through
Time Museum. £1,000
Front grill and
Engine plate of the Rolls Royce blown up in the film. £500 The
suit worn by Dave in the film "Cathula" with Cathy
Barry. £1,000 Signed
Francis Bacon lithograph, as seen in the documentary
"Francis' Missing Millions" on the BBC and
mentioned in Dave's books. Any interested parties may have
their own expert valuation performed prior to purchase. £7,000
All
weapons supplied with their de-activation certificates.
Would
you like to hire Dave's Dungeon at Camelot Castle? It's
kitted out with all kinds of surprising "toys"
and is totally private ... well, apart from the webcams!
Prices depend on when and for how long you'd like to
play, so email me at mal@davecourtney.com
with your requirements.
Dave's wardrobes are bursting and he's got nowhere to put his new suits, so he
has decided to sell some of his famous old suits. The following suits are up
for grabs: It's a Gangster
Comedy starring Nick Moran (Lock Stock), the truly delicious Samantha
Janus (Game On, oh how I've yearned for her over the years), Dave
Courtney (the hardest man in Brighton!), Julian Clary (playing a hard
gay gangster surprisingly convincingly!), Phil Davis (too many TV and
films to mention, inc. Alien 3, The Firm and Quadraphenia)
and Joe
Bugner (as a hilarious heavy). It's one of the funniest films I've
seen in a long time and I've been watching it regularly for a couple of years, whenever I
want a laugh. Amazon are now selling the DVD for a stupid £5.97 (RRP is
£12.99!). So if you're a Dave Courtney fan and you like a laugh, CLICK
HERE to buy the film before Amazon twig and put the price up. I
promise you, you will thank me. If you haven't got them yet then
click on the book you want.
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This page last updated 4th August 2006 |
This is your big
chance to play pool with Dave at Camelot Castle under the gaze
of the webcams. Yup, you'll get a kick out of meeting and playing Dave
at his famous one-handed game and
of knowing that your mates can watch you on the internet.
An
Audience with Dave Courtney OBE in the comfort of your own
home. Dave's first attempt at a talking book. Background music
is by Beau Courtney.
Now,
here's a deal that people have been asking for for a
long time. Not only will you get a copy of each of
Dave's books, posters and DVD of "Hell To
Pay", but they will be signed personally to YOU and
you'll visit Dave at Camelot Castle to meet him and
receive the set from Dave himself. The price of this
lifetime opportunity is a mere £200 and you'll be the envy of
all your mates! Email me at 
Do you wanna be in Dave's next film? Well, you can
be if you have what it takes. What does it take? Well, a grand. Yup, for
£1,000 you can have a speaking part in his next movie. The entrance money
will be one route to financing the project. Remember:
Dave prefers to use ordinary people to give his films an authentic quality
lacking in most of the genre. Once again, email me at 
Would
you like Dave Courtney at your party or function? Well,
now you can book him here. The cost is £500, with a
non-returnable deposit of £100. Once again, email me at 
